Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
do herpes really smell.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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