There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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