I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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