Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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