Buhtt sex?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
