Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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