you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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