Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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