Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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