i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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