if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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