Your dad touched me again.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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