I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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