Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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