The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if only i could text you this smell
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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