We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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