Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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