Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think your dad took our porno
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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