i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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