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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Holy sore nipples Batman
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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