You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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