Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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