I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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