do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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