I got chris browned last night
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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