is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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