Ketchup is God's man juice
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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