just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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