You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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