im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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