she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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