Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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