Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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