oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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