I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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