There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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