Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My feet surprised me
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