Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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