You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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