Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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