He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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