im having a threesome with these popsicles
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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