Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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