Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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