I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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