i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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