and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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