I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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