I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i think i have herpe
just one?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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