I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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