dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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