Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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