YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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