how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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