Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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