where am i from again
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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